Frequently Asked Questions about Lord Wolf’s Blog
Q: What will you talk about in this blog?
A: Everything but one thing (read the 1st entry).
Q: It looks rather plain — don’t you do web design for a living?
A: I’m a “user experience designer.” I can magic up features and functionality, but I don’t know nothing about pretty colors and bells and whistles. I do well enough to dress in clothes that fit reasonably well and are more or less color-coordinated — that’s about the extent of my ability to do things that are purty. Give me time to familiarize myself with wordpress’ customization tools, and I’ll jazz it up a bit.
Q: Will your feelings be hurt if we don’t read every single entry and leave comments about how wonderful you are?
A: No. But when I rule the world and I’m drawing up the list of names of those who will be sent to the salt mines, I will cross-reference that list with the list of people I informed about this blog, and if I don’t see your name somewhere in my comments, I’ll…but perhaps I’ve said too much.
Q: Can we expect regular updates?
A: Define “regular.”
Q: Timely.
A: “A thing is done soon enough if it is done well.”
Q: That’s mighty tough talk from a guy with nothing more than seven blog entries and the first draft of a novel under his belt.
A: This interview is over. <Sets fire to the podium, throws flash bomb, exits.>
